Happy Birthday Gwyneth!




You're gorgeous, well-bred, impossibly cultured, and the biggest food snob the media knows...

And, oh, you have that leggy gaunt figure...

{ sigh }




The only thing left to wish you
 at this point in life...
 is your own television network.


You are all that 
an Aspiring Kennedy 
could hope to be.






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Posted on September 27, 2010 and filed under "famous faces", "happy birthday".