Today is my half birthday...
which means that more importantly-
it's my mom's birthday.
Oh, my mom.
I do love my mom.
In fact, everyone loves my mom...
including all the guys I've ever dated.
I think they all dated me with hope that someday
I would be as cool as my mom.
I don't blame them. That's what I'm banking on, too.
Mom, I don't have a gift for you. Sorry.
I'll get you one when you visit.
Until then, I'm re-gifting you with some gifts you already have.
I love you!