Most of you know-
in hope that they might become the next "thing."
Cupcakes are fine, but we've all had our fill.
I'm ready to trade out for a tasty chill.
(Did you catch that rhyme?)
All I'm asking is this:
Can someone PLEASE make popsicles cool?
If you have the cash, the time, and the style-
I've already planned out
the perfect plan for a popsicle paradise.
A silver airstream trailer happily perched
on a plot of bright green astroturf,
surrounded a white picked fence
and oozing with kitsch.
The trailer cheerfully greets the masses
through a giant window with red checked curtains
where it hands out frozen delights like
the Ferrer Rocher drumstick,
the strawberry margarita snowcone,
& the blood orange dreamsicle
to it's happy patrons.
All the hard work is done for you.
Now all that's left is for someone to
finance it, build it, manage it, & maintain it.
Do any of you have a fun menu item
for this popsicle menu?
(... I double dog dare you to get in on this fun ...)