No butts about it.

The fanny pack. The hip pack. The bum bag.

LV makes one. Marc Jacobs makes one. Prada make one. Gucci makes one.

Butt why?

{pun highly intended.}

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The even more confusing part to this asinine accessory 

 is when beautiful style icons

sporadically click one around their svelte selves

 and send the masses into utter chaos.

                

When I see pictures like these,

my internal monologue starts reading error codes:

 Is a fanny pack the new headband? Does the upper east side condone hip packs? 

When did these get called from the fashion bench

from the other losers like the visor, overalls, & double stacked socks? Help!

You tell me: 
what do you think of fanny packs?

Do you rock them-

or knock them?

*image sources 2 & 3

**Wish us a safe flight this morning as TK & I head back to Oxford from Italy.