Goddess Divine

Oh...

so this is why

Brad Pitt chose

Angelina Jolie

to birth his offspring.

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It's obviously because

the woman is a goddess.

And as we all know,

gods can only marry other gods.

Not mere mortals like the lot of us.

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Angelina Jolie

touts around Venice this week

and her outfit is oh-so-lovely.

The wrap, her hair, the elbow-length gloves...

quite the divine ensemble.

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Well,

I hope she has a good time

in Italy

before returning home

to Mount Olympus.

*photos borrowed from

Zimbio.com