These can't be real...

...can they?

I saw these at our local market...

and can not figure out the anatomy 

"behind" them.

They have, like, literally,

twenty times more material 

than a standard thong.

Not that I, ahem, wear thongs or anything...

 it was only an observation.

Yeah, I was just trying to think about 

energy efficiency...

 and excess material...

 and stuff....