England is Great. Immigration is Awful.
Everyone do a little happy dance
in your sticky public transport seat on your commute,
or from your perch on the living room sofa,
or your creaky desk chair in your cubicle...
or wherever else you may be
as you read this...
Because after six weeks of the UKBA
(read: UK Border Agency)
loosing our birth certificates, marriage certificates,
social security cards, residence cards, tax documents...
and, oh yeah, our passports-
they have finally been found
and delivered back to us!
And all you Americans
can also join me
for a little added twirl
celebrating the special fact
that as of this weekend
this trio will be on your continent
for a brief little tour of duty
before our Paris days begin.
. . .
Or comment below with the most awesome thing
that's happened to you this week
for a chance to (easily) top mine.
*photo by noah darnell for aspiring kennedy