Pop-Up Shop

Most of you know-

 I've got a thing for popsicles.

I've been blogging about them for a while now

in hope that they might become the next "thing."

Cupcakes are fine, but we've all had our fill.

I'm ready to trade out for a tasty chill.

(Did you catch that rhyme?)

All I'm asking is this:

Can someone PLEASE make popsicles cool?

If you have the cash, the time, and the style-

I've already planned out 

the perfect plan for a popsicle paradise.

Imagine this:

A silver airstream trailer happily perched

 on a plot of bright green astroturf, 

surrounded a white picked fence

and oozing with kitsch.

The trailer cheerfully greets the masses

through a giant window with red checked curtains

where it hands out frozen delights like

the Ferrer Rocher drumstick,

the strawberry margarita snowcone,

& the blood orange dreamsicle

to it's happy patrons.

See?

All the hard work is done for you.

Now all that's left is for someone to

finance it, build it, manage it, & maintain it.

(Easy peasy.)

Do any of you have a fun menu item 

for this popsicle menu?

(... I double dog dare you to get in on this fun ...)